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  • t_eyla

GHL Round 3 - Masterlist Submissions

Hello everybody,

long time, no see. It's been a while since the last round of Get House Laid. No worries, there will be a forth round. However, the current mods have decided that it's time this community was given into the care of someone who still loves the House fandom as much as they did on the first day. Therefore, recrudescence and I have asked ticcyyy to take over, and luckily, she accepted. \o/

I had a lot of fun modding this comm for the last three rounds. You were all awesome, and I'm hoping that this fest will continue to be as prolific as it has proved to be up until now. Because there can never be too much smutty fanfic.

Round three of GHL is now officially closed for any submissions. This round brought the House fandom thirty-six stories and one piece of fanart. We have compiled a masterlist of all submissions with links to each piece of fanwork.

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crazy person's diary

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Title: Bruises
Author: rolleson
Fandom: House
Rating: NC-17
Character/Pairing: Cuddy/Chase
Spoilers: Finding Judas
Warnings: Sex
Summary: Prompt 168. Cuddy/Chase -- Cuddy makes up for what that mean old House did to Chase
Notes: For get_house_laid This took too long. I have a secret love for Cuddy/Chase. 1482 words.

(I mean, if House punched me, I can't imagine what things he's said to you.)
Chase & Cameron by mrsmfitzgerald

Fic: Little Bruises

Title: Little Bruises
Author: vitawash24
Pairing: Chase/Cameron
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3200
Summary: Post-ep for 3.09, Finding Judas. Answer to Prompt #204: Chase/Cameron -- he gets nasty drunk and it leads to non-consensual sex. Or just very rough. Either one.
A/N: Another late entry! I fear this is not nearly rough enough for the prompter's liking, but I hope it will serve its purpose anyway. This was adapted from an RP with enigma731, who also served as my fabulous beta.

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uncool goats

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prompt: 065. House/Wilson -- Wilson develops a thing for House's voice. After they get together, Wilson challenges House to get him off by talking, without ever touching him. House takes this challenge very, very seriously.

Title: Bet You Can't
Author: Highlander II
Pairing: House/Wilson, mild hints of House/Cameron
Rating: hard R, leaning toward light NC-17
Word Count: 1974
Disclaimer: Not mine, David Shore, Fox, etc. etc.
Summary: It's a challenge - House has to get Wilson off using only his voice.

ETA:
A big thanx to my beta, katernater, who picked apart my typos!
this is what happens when you post too fast b/c you're late with your prompt responses!

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Penguin TARDIS

Fic: Show Stopper

Title: Show Stopper
Author: nemesishamartia (Nems) and benjimmy (Ben)
Pairing: House/Wilson, Cuddy wanking
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Well, there's Cuddy wanking. And there's voyeurism.
Summary: Written for the get_house_laid prompt 079. House/Wilson -- House and Wilson are in an established relationship. They fucked in Wilson's office and were caught on security tapes. Cuddy takes the tapes home for personal use.
Disclaimer: Nems: Say, Ben, do you own House?
Ben: *checks* Nope. Do you?
Nems: Nope.
Hence, no suing.
A/N: So, Ben and I were writing this fic and talking about it on IM. Now, CLEARLY Cuddy masturbates to this video, since she is obviously a H/W shipper, and so I asked Ben if he could write a female wanking. Ben's answer: "I can. I'll get a bit squeamish but I think if I can write necrophilia, then wanking should be doable." :D
Btw, it IS unbetaed. It's also late not because it wasn't done (we finished this before we finished Till Death Do Us Part), but because we just COULDN'T think of a title.

It would give a whole new meaning to 'home porn'.
H/W
  • cadeira

House, M.D., Fic: Behind Closed Doors

Behind Closed Doors
Written for get_house_laid
Prompt: 241. "What the hell did we just do?"
Pairings: House/Wilson, House/Kutner (Oh, I know you want to give it a shot because Kutner is <3)
Wordcount: 2547
Summary: Doors do not always hold pleasant surprises for Wilson. But for House they obviously do.
Warnings: Silent sexings and clichéd misuse of medical supply closets and season 4-ish spoilery ongoings. I´m deeply grateful to muhsilisk who beta´d main parts of this in no time and threatened me with Stephen King if I didn´t cut out some of the dead wood. Also, triedunture´s liveblogging last night inspired me to actually finally finish this story. It´s no good pretending to write it some time later when there´s a convenient deadline to set up some pressure. Thanks to my f-list for cheering and chats about salmon!

( What the hell did we just do? )
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A Spinning Coin

Title: A Spinning Coin
Author: hwshipper
Pairing: House/Wilson/OMC/OMC.
Warning: Foursome ahoy!
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2600
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions in association with Universal Media Studios.
Beta: clone!sexpert triedunture

A/N: Written for jdr1184 who asked so nicely :)
Also for get_house_laid prompt 297: House/Wilson/OMCs -- Group sex.
The OMCs are my recurring ones, Chris and Edward. No previous knowledge required, it's PWP. But if you're interested in the context, it follows the events of Let Me Take You To A…, Gay Bar 2, and Random Encounter. Early career House, pre-infarc.
Summary: Well, my first version of this fic read: H/W, C/E. C/W, H/E. W/E. H/W/C/E. If you see what I mean.

A Spinning Coin
Little Miss Me

fic: 9 Days, 7 Hours and 22 minutes

Title: 9 Days, 7 Hours and 22 minutes
Author: Little Miss GG
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: NC-17
Words: 4991
Disclaimer/claimer: I disclaim!
Prompt: 082. House/Wilson -- established relationship. Been together so long things are slowly getting boring in the bedroom, House takes it upon himself to seduce Wilson all over again. Wilson approves.

Notes: This didn’t turn out quite how I originally intended but at least I finished it. And there is smut. And the ritual humilation of a duckling. And Wilson in glasses.

It’s no one’s fault that they haven’t had sex in nine days and seven hours and twenty two minutes...